(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)

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è ALEN STRIKE.

You are not responsible for what people think about you.

But you are responsible for what you give them to think about you.

è STANLEY FERRARD.

A man is lucky if he is the first love of a Woman.

A woman is lucky if she is the last love of a man.

è CHARLES DICKENS.

Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone.

è GEORGE BERNARDSHAW.

Behind every successful man, there is an untold pain in his heart.

è BILL JACOBS .

Without your involvement you can't succeed. With your involvement you can't fail.

è Dr. ABDUL KALAM.

Love your job but don't love your Company because you may not know

when your company stops loving you.

è Dr. ABDUL KALAM.

You may get DELAYED to reach your Targets.

But every step you take towards your target is EQUAL to Victory.

è KARL MARX.

It's better to loose your Ego to the one you Love,

than to loose the one you LOVE because of EGO.

è JOHN KEATS.

Don't make promise when you are in JOY . Don't reply when you are SAD.

Don't take decisions when you are ANGRY. Think twice, Act wise. BE happy.

When you start caring about yourself, you start loving somebody.

But when start caring about others somebody will start loving you.

Last one is awesome!!!

What is the Secret of SUCCESS... ?

"RIGHT DECISIONS"

How do you make Right Decisions...? "EXPERIENCE

How do you get Experience... ?

"WRONG DECISIONS"

My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda) , You are my TVS SCOOTY (First love) and my AIWA (Pure passion). I always BPL (Believe in the best) and you are SANSUI (Better than the best). You are DOMINO'S PIZZA (Delivering a million smiles) for me. This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (Seriously fresh ) feeling for me.

I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (The Unshakable) and my father who is CEAT (Born Tough) but don't worry as I am also FORD ICON (The Josh Machine) and rest of our family members are KELVINATORS (The Coolest ones).

If they say no, we will run away and marry and PHILIPS (Let's Make Things Better). They will feel MIRINDA (Zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) but I believe in COCA COLA (Jo chahe ho jaye). For our marriage SAMSUNG DIGITALL (Everyone's Invited) and after marriage we'll be WHIRLPOOL (U and ME - The World's best homemakers)

Trust in God who's always NOKIA (Connecting people) who love each other. And we are WILLS (Made for each other). Now that HYUNDAI (we are listening) the song of love, you must know that love is DAIRY MILK (Real taste of life), SATYAM ONLINE (Fun, Fast, Easy ) and PARX (Always Comfortable).So never forget me. Ok bye!

I wrote little but PEPSI (Yeh dil mange more).!

LG (Digitally Yours) !!!!!

bye bye

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Thought 2
The average man's life consists of :
Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,
Forty years of having his wife ask the same question;
and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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Thought 3
A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If
you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.
He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again
the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will
run over you, and you will die." The man did as he was instructed, just as
a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
The man asked. "Who are you?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
"Oh, yeah?" the man asked "And where the hell were you when I got
married?"

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This is the best!!!

Thought 4
Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her
father escorted her down the aisle to give away to the groom.
They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her
father and placed some thing in his hand.
Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride.
The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to
divulge the secret and say something.
So he announced "Ladies and Gentlemen today is the luckiest day of my
life." Then he raised his hands with what his daughter gave him and
continued, "My daughter finally, finally returned my credit card to me."
The whole audience including priest started laughing.......... but not
the poor groom!

The dog answered:
"Sir, to live 30 years is too much, give me only 15 years.
" God granted his wish.

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God created the monkey
and said to him:
"You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks.
You will be amusing and you will live 20 years. "

The monkey answered:
"To live 20 years is too much, give me only 10 years."
God granted his wish.
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Finally God created man ...
and said to him:
"You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth.
You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals.
You will dominate the world and you will live 20 years."

Man responded:
"Sir, I will be a man but to live only 20 years is very little,
give me the 30 years that the donkey refused,
the 15 years that the dog did not want and
the 10 years the monkey refused.
" God granted man's wish
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And since then, man lives
20 years as a man,

marries and spends 30 years like a donkey,
working and carrying all the burdens on his back.

Then when his children are grown,
he lives 15 years like a dog taking care of the house
and eating whatever is given to him,

so that when he is old,
he can retire and live 10 years like a monkey,
going from house to house and from one son or
daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.

That's Life.

Is'nt it ??????????